"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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