I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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