She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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