im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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