i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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