hell yes lets make some ravioli
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
