Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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