doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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