You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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