so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
