The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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