ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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