Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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