The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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