you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
