my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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