Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
im holly from the hills drunk
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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