How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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