YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Nicole vs. Life
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Everyone says I win the strip club
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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