There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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