I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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