From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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