It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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