I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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