Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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