Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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