remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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