You're my little dorito
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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