Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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