rhymes with "ouble enetration"
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
this beer tastes like vomit already
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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