we're chasing vodka with high fives
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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