Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
