absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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