: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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