Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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