Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Randomize
