but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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