wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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