so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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