Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
she smelled like a LAN party
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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