Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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