Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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