I showed him my bush... on skype.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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