wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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