I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I would ride that face into the sunset
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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