i was born a porn star she said
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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