Slut skills are useful in every country.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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