I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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