Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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