If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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