You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
