You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I wish they made helmets for livers.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
This is my gift to your gina
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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